Fun with Donkeys

Miss May 2005 Jamie Westenhiser about to get donkey punched! What? Tell me you weren't thinking the same thing.

Teagan Presley!

So there I was wrestling with the question of what to use as the first picture post and thankfully, Teagan Presley came to the rescue. She's someone you can just depend on in terms of twitter pics.

Say what you want about her...uhm...overdone breast implants but for a tiny white girl, she has a great butt. That said, that looks like a great TV she has on her wall.



Since this is the first post, might as well take a look at some more twit pics of her. This one is of her with no make up, as she says and I gotta say, still looks great. Really though, if you only knew her from this pic, would you believe what people have done to her anus? I wouldn't.



Here's more like it, with the "full display" though really, she should have stopped at the first breast augmentation. I don't mind bigger, but I'm afraid her boobies look more like Tara Reid's now, which isn't anything desirable.



I'm really not sure about those gloves but those are great hangover sunglasses...or I-fell-down-the-stairs-glasses. Tattooed stripper types sometimes need those.



Another random, private pic. Say what you want but I always thought she was rather cute, when most other adult actresses tried to get by by being hot or seductive, but for 24 she looks a little worn out already.



This one is more fun, though in this kind of environment, Teagan usually starts taking her clothes off and doing things I can't really show here.



What can I say to this one other than...titties!



Geez, could that dress be any shorter? And what's with that huge cleavage? Pink jacket? Good god girl, what's next, you gonna start doing porn? Oh wait...never mind.




I think that was a pretty good way to start the blog, I know I like it. I'll be sure to find some more twitter happy ladies.

Cheers, Rapax

Welcome!

First off, I'm actually not a big fan of twitter. I'm not particularly interested in the mundane things that celebrities or anyone else for that matter do, day in, day out, however I did notice one fun aspect about it. People enjoy taking and uploading random pictures of themselves.

Admittedly, most of them are either pointless or retarded but when the odd female celebrity, playmate or adult actress decides to show off her latest bikini or her night out, then color me interested. So I thought, why not highlight those pics in one place?

That's exactly what I figured I'd do in this blog right here. And you'll get my sexist, ignorant and often pointless comments on top of that. Isn't that great?

If you're thinking "dude, what's with the title?" then let me introduce to one of the coolest action movies made during the 80s: Road House

So in tribute to that movie and it's great main lead, the late Patrick Swayze, I named my blog after one (of many) great quotes and wisdoms this movie has to offer.

If you can't do anything else, there's always Barber College (and blogging).